Legal Issues - v1.1

Here at MaelSTROM, we have our asses covered by the following legal form, if you do not agree to the following completely and in its whole form you should leave this website, flush your mem cache, delete your HD cache, get the information on our products medicaly removed form your memory, distory all known proxies of your service provider, remove all DNS pointers to this address and insinerate any hardware that may have come into contact with this site.



Product Licences

MaelSTROM Laws
If anything can go wrong, it will.
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Here are some others that we came up with
If you are feeling realy smart you might even be able to work out what the comments are for.